Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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