I feel like abortions should bother me more
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Randomize
