i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Someone came in the potted fern
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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