Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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