Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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