This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
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Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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