are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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