I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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