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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family

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  Not even marginally surprised

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒

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• (518): View more from New York

  If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (925): View more from California

  Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.

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