the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.