Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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