doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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