But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
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