I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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