If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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