You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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