it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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