If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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