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(925): View more from California

Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?

(1-925): View more from California

Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through

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(217): View more from Illinois

Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?

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(980): View more from North Carolina

after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape

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(810): View more from Michigan

i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors

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(916): View more from California

But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham

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(636): View more from Missouri

We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.

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