Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (718): View more from New York

  i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite

  (917): View more from New York City

  get a pic

  (718): View more from New York

  i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that

  (917): View more from New York City

  i want ur life

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (718): i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite (917): get a pic (718): i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that (917): i want ur life http://tfl.nu/sg3n
  Replies (25) Good night (2500) Bad night (443)
• Favorite

  (765): View more from Indiana

  that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (765): that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming http://tfl.nu/05mh
  Replies (2) Good night (1932) Bad night (466)
• Favorite

  (708): View more from Illinois

  Crying babies in a bar. Really?

  (708): View more from Illinois

  And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (708): Crying babies in a bar. Really? (708): And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden. http://tfl.nu/e52e
  Replies (10) Good night (511) Bad night (2394)
• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge. http://tfl.nu/kztm
  Replies (35) Good night (796) Bad night (4318)
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems http://tfl.nu/1roz
  Replies (34) Good night (3960) Bad night (1487)
• Favorite

  (831): View more from California

  i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (831): i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3 http://tfl.nu/5ewa
  Replies (22) Good night (5537) Bad night (705)
• Favorite

  (561): View more from Florida

  Bad news is he broke up with me via text message

  (561): View more from Florida

  But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (561): Bad news is he broke up with me via text message (561): But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville http://tfl.nu/1qx8
  Replies (28) Good night (6976) Bad night (1334)
• Favorite

  (620): View more from Kansas

  Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (620): Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me... http://tfl.nu/2n11
  Replies (5) Good night (1026) Bad night (2350)
• Favorite

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (615): Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you http://tfl.nu/wyc5
  Replies (8) Good night (3805) Bad night (618)
• Favorite

  (316): View more from Kansas

  I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (316): I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction. http://tfl.nu/n8tp
  Replies (3) Good night (563) Bad night (1296)
• Favorite

  (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (321): Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games... http://tfl.nu/gpo9
  Replies (6) Good night (758) Bad night (1523)
• Favorite

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (267): Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket... http://tfl.nu/72dv
  Replies (4) Good night (882) Bad night (411)
• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night. http://tfl.nu/wauu
  Replies (5) Good night (410) Bad night (855)
• Favorite

  (937): View more from Ohio

  I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (937): I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies. http://tfl.nu/8j70
  Replies (2) Good night (277) Bad night (453)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  you take my contact solution?

  (1-248): View more from Michigan

  drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): you take my contact solution? (1-248): drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride. http://tfl.nu/mr4a
  Replies (4) Good night (214) Bad night (554)

Randomize