it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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