i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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