She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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