Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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