At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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