Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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