my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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