Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I have feelings that need drinking.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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