There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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