Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
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His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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