moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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