Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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