okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Randomize
