it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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