im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
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IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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