I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Houston, we have a blender
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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