Duck Duck Cougar?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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