your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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