So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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