Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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