I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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