why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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