i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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