Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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