He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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