Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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