is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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