Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
My vagina just recognized that song.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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