You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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