im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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