the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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