you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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