Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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