we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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