what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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