belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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