Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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