do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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