i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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