Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Drunk is not a location!
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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