carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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