real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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